Dialogue Quiz Links

At the bottom of the main page of this blog, you will find the “Dialogue Quiz” that tests you on your knowledge about what has been said by Robert Scorpio and friends (and enemies) throughout the years. The following contains links to videos which show the answers in action. For a real challenge, take the quiz first and then visit here.

1. What incident does Anna want Robert to stop joking about?

Anna: Robert, don’t joke about this. I don’t want to leave this tropical paradise and come home to discover I’m a widow.

Robert: Is this your way of saying you love me?

Anna: Obviously if you have to ask, it means it’s not.

Robert: Oh you sweet little cuddlepie you, you just can’t help yourself, can you?

Anna: Just be careful.

Robert: I intend to grow old with you. Don’t worry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IU14pA1ACs

2. Who said this to whom and where? “Spare me your turgid rhetoric and bootlicking protestations….”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmWz8DwBoGc

3. Who said to whom and where? “Well, I’ve never been one for women with both feet on the ground.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SAjUsC8JOE

4. The following lines come from a fight following Robert’s announcement that ____.

Robert: Uh, pass on the apologies, it’s alright.
Anna: Apology for what?

Robert: There’s you accusatory tone, there’s your superior demeanor, there’s your attitude in general.

~ ~ ~

Robert: I make no excuses for myself or for my lifestyle. I’m a good cop and a good father and that’s it.

Anna: And a swordsman extraordinaire.

~ ~ ~

Robert: And while we’re on the subject, of my lifestyle, my being a sperm bank, my being a philander and a swordsman, who’s the one who didn’t tell another party that they were a father for seven years? Don’t tell me that I’m cold and unfeeling.

~ ~ ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm0tRwMqoNA

5. Who is Anna speaking to in this conversation about Robert and what happened the night before?

Anna: This is private. It is between Robert and myself.

X: Sounds like it.

Anna: (tersely) Thank you. Please keep all your little schoolboy snide remarks to yourself. Can you help me or not? Is there a problem with this?

X: (smirking) No problem.

Anna: Great. It’s a simple task. You go over there. You untie the man. Okay? These are the keys to the elevator. I don’t ever want to discuss this again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vplMcSQlgTQ

6. This conversation takes place shortly before _______.

Robin: Daddy?

Robert: Yep?

Robin: Do you think I’ll ever get married?

Robert: Wouldn’t be surprised?

Robin: I want a wedding just like mommy and Uncle Duke.

Robert: Well I’ll see what I can do.

Robin: Will you be sad giving me away?

Robert: Sad and happy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0OHjxujwPg

7. The following exchange is made between the Commissioner and his body guard shortly before ____.

Robert: Under the chair?

Frisco: Plastic explosives. I saw it on All My Problems. Mama Masoni made those on a desert island.

Robert: Nasty.

Frisco: Sit down on a chair like that Robert, and all of a sudden you turn into a bad case of kangaroo chopped liver.

Robert: Is all this really necessary?

Frisco: Robert, caution, prevention. That’s my motto.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47W3XEkjqkA

8 The following exchange is between Robert and ____.

R: I thought the Aborigines taught you how to work mind over matter.

M: They did, Robbie. They did indeed. So if I were you I’d be very careful. Otherwise you might find yourself on a walkabout with no return.

R: Oh Mal, you and your threats.

M: There isn’t a dare I wouldn’t take coming from you. On that score nothing has changed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGWKHcFOcEs

9. How does Robert respond at the end of this conversation?

Robert: Look Anna, I, I, I really don’t…

Anna: I’d like to know what happened

R: Some other… do we have to do this?

A: Yes I want to talk about it.

R: Look I’ve been talking about it and discussing it all day and I’m sick of it. Goodnight.

Robin: Dad, you know you’re really weird

Robert: Weird, me? Tell her I’m weird?

Robin: You know the best form of birth control is self control or protection. You know if you’d just been responsible

Robert: ?????????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhsSSIvmsqI

10. This exchange took place in Mexico between _____.

A: Must you?

B: I itch.

A: Can’t you leave the fleas alone till we’ve eaten?

B: They’re not leaving me alone man. Why should I give them a break?

A: I slept in the same hell hole with probably the same fleas, and look at me. I’m fine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SAjUsC8JOE

11 This exchange took place between _____.

A: Sometimes my work takes me away from here for long periods of time, like this afternoon, for instance. Do you sort of understand that?

B: Sure

A: I wonder if you’ll ever know how truly special you are to me.

B: I love you too Robbie.

A: You’re very very precious to me. Know that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hDlXn9qu6M

12. Who is speaking? “We meet again Mr. Scorpio. This time please note who’s holding the hardware. Now it’s your turn to talk. Close the door.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SAjUsC8JOE

(Questions 13-16 have no video)

17. While a recuperating Robert is still confined to his apartment, Anna tells heads off to the kitchen to cook. Which of the following exchanges takes place? (see quiz for questions.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvPmz-2w0A&feature=PlayList&p=7EEAB9804B801BF9&index=21b

18. What piece of furniture, a gift from Anna to Robert, is being discussed in the Scorpio’s new home?

Robert: Hey what’s this? What’s the matter?

Robin: We bet mom you wouldn’t like it.

Robert: What’s not to like? It’s a classic, just like your mum.

Robin: Then I guess you won’t mind if I cut your hair in it.

Anna: What a very good idea.

Robert: Well, I… There’ll be no hair cutting and no talk about it. That’s blasphemy in this household. Not while I have a breath in my body.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zlgxclV8s8

19. Anna greets Robert at the door (of their new home as a family), after a long day at work. She leads him to a romantically set dinner table. How does she respond at the end of this conversation?

Anna: Welcome to the house.

Robert: Oh yeah?

Anna: Yes, and here we have couches

R&A: …and boxes

Anna: and the rest of the stuff will be arriving. It’s going to take about 6 months to move in. And there’s the carpet.

Robert: And what’s this?

Anna: Champagne.

Robert: What about, what about slippers and stuff like that?

Anna: Oh, well, that comes after the lobotomy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_iiF-GzFVM

20. While at a party at Mac’s Outback Club, Robert proves to Anna that he knows the date of their wedding. Put that together with the year, according to the year the wedding was aired on General Hospital, giving the full wedding date.

Robert: There is no way you will see me forgetting our anniversary.

Anna: What’s the date then?

Robert: Surely you jest.

Anna: No, come on. What’s the date of my anniversary… our anniversary?

Robert: I intend to set aside the entire month of ____ for celebrations.

Anna: ______?

Steve: Robert, that sounds like a cop-out to me.

Anna: Definitely. Absolutely.

Robert: ______, brown eyes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hEuF4Q9YCA